Album II

by Knife Party

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1.
Just Not Punk Enough 02:17
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Mom & Dad pay for your punk rock dream and you're sucking local dick to fit into the scene You've epitomize a joke so that you can get laid. Insecure and Pitiful, What's it like to be you? Mob mentality disguised as unity Herd Behavior fuels your anxiety Live your life with pre-packaged attitudes Call everyone out before they call on you ____________________________________________________________ -To call a spade a spade - Its all so fucking fake -To call a spade a spade - There's nothing real at stake -To call a spade a spade - Poseurs Of Grandeur -Who do you think you are? Who do you think you are? ____________________________________________________________ Chorus: Just Not Punk Enough - Hey! Just Not Punk Enough
2.
As You Were 02:11
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As You Were Supposed to leave her better than you found her but something told me you were fucked from the start Something erotic about you being neurotic Your crazy head led me right into your bed **Chorus** Never knew what I was supposed to do with you You fucked with my head then you fucked all my friends I added heartbreak to your eccentricities No one to blame but my own stupidity **Chorus** Lie about your lies but you can't out crazy your head Repeat compulsively what you just said said said I knew better, I should have let you be And I'm sorry I caused your insanity --(To Grow!) -solo- Chorus: As You Were...x4 I Shoulda left ya baby, As you were...
3.
Creepy Mormon Family 01:49
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I don't actually have these lyrics. CREEPY MORMON FAMILY, LOVE AND FUNCTIONALITY!
4.
Tech Support 01:47
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Tech Support How may I help you Tech Support How may I help you Tech Support How may I help you Tech Support How may I help you Automaton action reaction Same issue - Same solution I'll fix your problems but I can't fix mine Day in Day Out I'm dying inside Tech Support How may I help you Tech Support How may I help you Tech Support How may I help you Tech Support How may I help you Fill in the blanks, repeat verbatim Sit and think about the choices I've made Reminisce about the paths not taken, Power Cycle to a new vocation Tech Support How may I help you Tech Support How may I help you Tech Support How may I help you Tech Support How may I help you Tech Support Open 24/7
5.
Garburator Twist 03:28
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Even if I had them, they wouldn't make sense to you.
6.
Blade Game 02:16
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You know something, baby? You read too many comic books I'm abstract, different and real cute too Not looking for trouble but I sure found you Examinatation time and I know the action Don't call me chicken cuz you won't like my reaction Blade Game, Baby Are you satisfied or do you want some more? Are you done showing off? cuz you've become a chore You asked for this and you heard what I said You say the word jack and you're dead dead dead Blade Game, Baby There ain't no sticking Just a little jabbing But I know your little lady wants to see a stabbing Cut off a button & get to join the club No time for trouble, meet at the Middleton Bluff Blade Game, Baby
7.
.36 Calibur 02:36
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"I don't need a jet pack, all I need is hate" or "RIP & TEAR" Chorus: I'm thirty-six-- CALLIBUR and I'm livin'-- ON THE EDGE I don't need a jet pack, all I need is hate, because I'm thirty-six-- CALLIBUR and I'm livin'-- ON THE EDGE I don't need a jet pack, all I need is hate, because Secondary/Pre- Chorus: Who's the man? I'm the man -- I'm a bad man How bad? Real bad, Baby Yeah! Yeah! Who's the man? I'm the man -- I'm a bad man How bad? Real bad, Baby Yeah! Yeah! Verses: I'm Liefeld drawn, I'm retard strong I've gotta handful of vertebrae and a headful of mad! I'm 90's Xtreme and I can do no wrong I'm feeling mighty mighty and I'm looking damn bad I got my chainsaw, my great communicator Come here, buddy I got something to say! I got my chainsaw, my great emancipator Gimme a gun or I'll emancipate your face! Hey!
8.
Galaga 02:08
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Cruising through space in a pixel ship Blastin through bugs, don't wanna get hit Swirling around, they'll drive after you Duel Fighter, Baby, You fuckers are through Galaga Anonymous, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey Can't get enough I always want to play My girlfriend left me, I didn't like her anyway... Galaga Anonymous, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey He showed you his skills in war games FBI are the ones to blame Ferris Bueller's got nothing on me Put in his place and I'd kill the commies Galaga Anonymous, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey Can't get enough I always want to play My girlfriend left me, I didn't like her anyway... Galaga Anonymous, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey
9.
Old & Busted 02:39
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Well you're a big fat slut And a stupid dirty whore I never liked you much But now I hate you even more Dressing like a hooker made you lose your job Now you're sittin' around expanding like a big fat slob You've got a big fucking mouth and nothing to say But you keep flapping those gums like it matters anyway Well you're a big fat slut And a stupid dirty whore I never liked you much But now I hate you even more You're old and busted and barely 18 Life didn't turn out very well it seems You've burnt all your bridges, your popularity peaked You're Dressed for success at the 2AM Sweep
10.
Jason Vorhees Is A Cockblock 02:08
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I can't find these either...I know we say retard way too many times in it. Sorry.
11.
Who Watches The Watchmen 01:53
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Have you ever stopped to wonder what's really going on? Masks and capes shaking hands with Richard Nixon It's all a joke, a silly game, a little bit of fun But now we've got the nuclear man, Dr. Manhatan? Under The Hoods there's great big mystery The world's about to change, you just wait and see We've banned the masks,There's no more capes, no vigilantes What went wrong, just what has changed? It's just one big conspiracy Who watches the Watchmen? Who watches the Watchmen? Who watches the Watchmen? That's a good fucking question. The Comedian is gone, the joke is old and dead Our heroes have all disappeared and Rorschach's lost in his head The riots come and blood is spilled, the streets have all run red THe End is Nigh, the joke's on us, but nothing ever ends. It's a brand new day, a brave new world, but something seems awry Manhattan's gone, the monster's dead, but it all seems so contrived Something's wrong, everything's too right, the slate's been wiped too clean A United World, No wars, just peace, but nothing's as it seems... Who watches the Watchmen? Who watches the Watchmen? Who watches the Watchmen? That's a good fucking question.
12.
TAINTHAMMER 02:10
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You'll wish you were dead when the hammer drops You'll feel the wrath of the dreaded Taint Shot! You'll force back tears as your taint gets tight The Mighty Taint Hammer just ruined your night! Taint Hammer Taint Hammer Don't hammer my Taint! Here comes the hammer, lift your balls You better look good in overalls Your balls go red and your vision goes black As the most feared move in MMA Attacks! The Tainthammer just rocked your sack! x4 Taint Hammer Taint Hammer Don't hammer my Taint!
13.
Time Warp 03:08
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(Riff Raff) It's astounding Time is fleeting Madness takes it's toll... (Magenta) Ahh... (Riff Raff) But listen closely... (Magenta) Not for very much longer... (Riff Raff) I've got to keep control. I remember doing the Time Warp. Drinking those moments when The blackness would hit me. (Riff Raff & Magenta) And the void would be calling. (Guests) Let's do the Time Warp again. Let's do the Time Warp again. (Narrator) It's just a jump to the left. (Guests) And then a step to the right. (Narrator) With your hand on your hips. (Guests) You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust. They really drive you insane. Let's do the Time Warp again. Let's do the Time Warp again. (Magenta) It's so dreamy Oh, fantasy free me So you can't see me No not at all. In another dimension With voyeuristic intention. Well secluded I see all... (Riff Raff) With a bit of a mind flip... (Magenta) You're into a time slip... (Riff Raff) And nothing can ever be the same. (Magenta) You're spaced out on sensation. (Riff Raff) Like you're under sedation. [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/r/rocky_horror_picture_show/time_warp.html ] (Guests) Let's do the Time Warp again. Let's do the Time Warp again. (Columbia) Well, I was walking down the street Just having a think When a snake of a guy Gave me an evil wink. Well it shook me up It took me by surprise He had a pick-up truck And the devil's eyes He stared at me And I felt a change Time meant nothing Never would again. (Guests) Let's do the Time Warp again. Let's do the Time Warp again. (Narrator) It's just a jump to the left. (Guests) And then a step to the right. (Narrator) With your hands on your hips. (Guests) You bring you knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust... That really drives you insane Let's do the Time Warp again. Let's do the Time Warp again. Let's do the Time Warp again (Columbia) Ah! Oh! Oh! Yeoooww... Ahhhh. (Guests) Let's do the Time Warp again. Let's do the Time Warp again. (Narrator) It's just a jump to the left. (Guests) And then a step to the right. (Narrator) With your hands on your hips. (Guests) You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust They really drive you insane. Let's do the Time Warp again. Let's do the Time Warp again.

about

We never did agree on a title for this thing, so here's what we narrowed it down to:

Danny Doesn't Go To College
The Shape of Pink to Come
Just like The Last One, Only Better
Pink Tie Affair
Show You How to Do It Without Crying.
...Are A Cult and A Fraud

Essentially, I was moving away and we wanted to get the album recorded, so we went back to Kyle McDon, who did our first album. We said "yeah! this rocks" and he said 'Thanks!" and then a year later we changed our minds (actually just me) and then we re-recorded a bunch of stuff and then Kyle's studio flooded with shit (literally) and he was like "Be real, guys." and I was like "Yeah, I'm being a nitpicker." and so this is the original version of the records, because--Fuck it. It's fine. We were a punk band and this sounds like a punk record. Huge thanks to Kyle for humoring us and sorry about the poop in your house. That was shitty. That was a shitty joke. So here we go...Album Deuce.

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released August 13, 2012

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